Clint “Marksman” BartonSHIELD Specialist and assassin for hire Need somethin’ taken care of? I’m your man. I have extensive knowledge an’ experience in tactical movements, military protocol, black market rings, an’ killin’ people. Especially tha’ last one. Currently goin’ through any an’ every test SHIELD can throw at me ta show ‘em I’m competent. Got nothin’ better ta do after my mom’s death. Might as well not get on the bad side of the big bad government while I go trigger happy for my clients. [[Independent RP blog. Clint has just started working for SHIELD as a Specialist. Please read his File before interacting. I track the tag ‘marksmanbarton’. Warning: death, torture, violence and other unpleasantries. All will be tagged with ‘tw’.]] HEADCANON ● AO3 ● RELATIONSHIPS● MUN The Matchless MarksmanTumblr (3.0; @clintbartoncb)http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/marksmanbarton: marksmanbarton: marksmanbarton: SO THERE WAS A GIANT FUCKING BROWN WASP AT WORK...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marksmanbarton.tumblr.com/post/49863284778/marksmanbarton-marksmanbarton-so-there-was-a">marksmanbarton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marksmanbarton.tumblr.com/post/49861953329/marksmanbarton-so-there-was-a-giant-fucking">marksmanbarton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marksmanbarton.tumblr.com/post/49861467794/so-there-was-a-giant-fucking-brown-wasp-at-work">marksmanbarton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SO THERE WAS A GIANT FUCKING BROWN WASP AT WORK THIS MORNING. I OPENED A WINDOW FOR SOME FRESH AIR AND THEN <strong>BAM!</strong></p> <p>IN CASE YOU DON’T KNOW, I AM SO FUCKING TERRIFIED OF STINGING INSECTS BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNG AND IT’S A 75% CHANCE I AM ALLERGIC.</p> <p>MY COMMON RESPONSE IS PANIC, AND MOVE AWAY AS SLOW AS I CAN SO TO NOT ATTRACT ATTENTION.</p> <p>THIS FUCKER WOULD NOT LAND WHERE I COULD PUT A CUP OVER HIM AND GET OUT.</p> <p>I COULDN’T WORK, I JUST WATCHED FROM A DISTANCE WITH CUP (A LAUNDRY SOAP MEASURING CUP) IN HAND AND MY HEART IN MY THROAT.</p> <p>HE LANDED IN THE BLINDS AND I GRABBED THE STRING AND YANKED HAND. CAUGHT HIS BUTT IN THE BLINDS. WITH THE CUP I KINDA…. RIPPED HIM IN HALF.</p> <p>I TRIED TO SQUISH HIM WITH A PAPER TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND THE BUTT OF A BIG ASS SCREWDRIVER. I ONLY SUCCEEDED IN RIPPING HIM IN HALF AND SHOVING HIS EVERYTHING ELSE BETWEEN THE WINDOW AND SCREEN.</p> <p>TINY FUCKING SPIDER CAUGHT HIM AND IS NOW WRAPPING HIM UP BECAUSE THE WASP CAN’T FIGHT BACK.</p> <p>YOU GO SPIDER.</p> <p>EAT WELL, SMALL CREATURE.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>UPDATE: </strong>THEY’RE STILL DUKING IT OUT. C’MON SPIDER. AVENGE ME.</p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>VICTORY.</strong><br/></em></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1f0ac9f2f64951955f3dfca0a92f3284/tumblr_inline_mmfu5tDIeI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/49885759639http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/49885759639Tue, 07 May 2013 18:38:32 -0400I HAVE MOVED TO MARKSMANBARTONhttp://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/37068706787http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/37068706787Sun, 02 Dec 2012 18:25:42 -0500 PROMOTING ME ALL WILLY NILLY. I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS. SHUT...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbup7iE8Rd1repqajo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>PROMOTING ME ALL WILLY NILLY. I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS.</p> </blockquote> <p>SHUT UP AND LOVE ME</p>http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/33520887560http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/33520887560Sat, 13 Oct 2012 17:36:17 -0400oocsubmissionTESTSSSSS<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_29760330835" src="http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760330835/audio_player_iframe/clintbartoncb/tumblr_m90dloWEQo1repqaj?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fclintbartoncb%2F29760330835%2Ftumblr_m90dloWEQo1repqaj" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>TESTSSSSS</p>http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760330835http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760330835Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:27:24 -0400Title'dI'm chatting<br /> No, really.<br /> I am.<br /> Just chatting to myself.<br /> Like dancing with myself really...http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760269271http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760269271Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:26:01 -0400And now a link~<a href="http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/ask">And now a link~</a>http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760246180http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760246180Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:25:29 -0400"The world,” he said, “is not a wish-granting factory."““The world,” he said, “is not a wish-granting factory.””<br/><br/> - <em><strong>John Green - The fault in our stars</strong> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theongoingplot.tumblr.com/">theongoingplot</a>)</em>http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760225564http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760225564Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:25:01 -0400Here is a random accidental M*A*S*H screenshot to test pictures<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90dc0GIyi1repqajo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Here is a random accidental M*A*S*H screenshot to test pictures</p>http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760082189http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760082189Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:21:36 -0400This is a title<p>Header1</p> <p>Header2</p> <p>Header3</p> <blockquote> <p>And this is some quoted text.</p> </blockquote> <p><em>And some italic</em></p> <p><strong>And some bold</strong></p> <ul><li>bullets</li> </ul><ol><li>numbers</li> </ol>http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760025265http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29760025265Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:20:21 -0400these are tags!WHEE!!This is a question?<p>This is an answer.</p>http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29759944453http://clintbartoncb.tumblr.com/post/29759944453Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:18:27 -0400clintbartoncb